June 2nd 2009 Rochester

Fuck uh we went to Rochester and shit.
and fucked around at a park.
and bros showed up listenin to scenecoreshit and left in like 15 minutes
that seems to be popular there


that shit was hard to get used to but joe and mike do well and i guess they fuck shit up everywhere i suppose. im a puss so i just sat around and uhh yeah, thats pretty much it

then i was like why are here?

so we was like, yeah what the fuck lets do some shit

so we went to like this place i guess



and this dude was shootin photos tryin to get up all in my shit and shit


and uhh they skaed and i sat again

joe front crooks and front crooks to fakie. and uhh his board almost got hit by a car. that would have been rad.




and nick skated and shit. goddamn look at that smith point. lean mother fucker.


and uhh this guy was the guy picture takin and shit


holy shit i played this level in tony hawk 2



but that shit got boring. so we was like shit man lets get down. and uhh went to this rail to do some shit but some dumb bitch cop spun around claimin we almost got hit by cars. k. turner i think. well she was full of shit but was "nice" enough to yell at us and not give up tickets. then we went to liberty pole and fuck there she is again rainin on our parade. tony ollied the bigger side and that was it. we couldnt even skate on the sidewalk.



so we was like fuck it lets go to the gazeebo. but therse mad security. it was like playing a video game. we had to pretend that we was skatin flat, so theyd get bored watching us and get used to the sound of skateboarding. and the guy drove around in the truck and shit and everytime hed disappear around the building mike would try the gap until it was safe again. then uhh he told some woman that it was okay to skate there and he landed it. a 2 trick line. lying to security, then a ....trick.... that shit was retarded. we kept skating and eventually the police were called. and we bounced right when they showed up with 2 cars flashing lights. they ditched the booz and took off with caleb hangin out the side of the car still.

and mike did a sweeeeet switch ollie to end the video part.

just kidding!

after we bounced we drove to the other side for the up ledge and watched the sunset like a bunch of gays
i fed the ducks cheez-its
5-0 shove the other way for your bitch ass


bro-in' the fuck out


tone sw crook


and uhh shit happened and we went home

peace bitch!